Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Golf is just a game

Dear Cuz.

Golf is just a game.

I have cousin Michael and he loves to play this game.

But he has a wee temper that sometimes spoils his aim,

When he hits a bad shot, he jumps up and down, screaming and a swearing and shouting and smashing his stick  upon the ground.
He doesn't care who is standing near he just swears and shout's out loud, 
"Oh Hell I hate this game, I missed that shot and I practised it and practised it such a bloody lot and still it let me down, maybe it's that bloody ball, it just can't be truly round."

One day the preacher joined him for a round and really was surprised, when Michael started screaming, then swearing and swinging his stick around, and shouting at his ball for not being round.
"Bloody hell! I missed that shot, It is a bloody shame, I practised it and practised it and still I missed again" I hate this bloody game."

The Preacher called to Michael " Michael! please stop your swearing or the Lord will strike you down, he does't like you swearing when-ever he's around."
Michael said "he was sorry for his outburst, but he get's so upset when a ball he hits goes astray,
let's go ahead and play and have a pleasant day."

The next hole went quite well, until a two foot put stayed out.
But Michael had blown his top again, 
and started screaming out and swearing and winging his stick about, then he  started to shout, 
"Oh Hell! I missed that bloody shot again, I practised it and practised it, such a bloody lot, bugger it , I feel so let down, that bloody ball just can't be round."

The Preacher stepped forward and raised his arm up high and said 
"I warned you Michael, now here comes the lords wrath from the sky".

The thunder crashed and the lightening flashed and a thunder bolt shot down, Michael he stepped back and the Preacher was struck down.
The whole world seemed to pause and a voice rang out from up high.

"Oh Shit! I hit the Preacher, Oh Hell I missed that shot and I practised It and practised It, for such a bloody lot and still I missed that shot.
I blame that Michael Donnelly for the whole bloody lot!"

Hi cuz just a small request, don't stand beside me at the pearly gates okay, I'm in enough trouble with the man upstairs.
 Cuz Terence.



  1. Funny, yet with a good moral. Well done.

  2. Back from the Sun, thanks Donna for your kind comments.

  3. Thanks for making me laugh - I was doing a bit of that swearing myself prior to my visit, but I feel much better now!


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