This message was placed on a high school answering service, unanimously by the staff, after the staff received a bunch of unsavoury messages!
It came about after a policy was introduced within the school, where parents and students were required to accept responsibility for their missing homework! being absent from class and attitudes and many other rude and bulling tactics.
The school is being sued by the students and parents demanding their faulty grades be changed, to passing grades, even though the student had not completed the full school work to complete the class.
This could be any high school in the western world, it would seem they and their parents, want the high school certificates but not the knowledge.
Okay this a bit of a giggle? but it's close to the point. here go's
Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!
Hallo! you have reached the automated services of your high school.
In order for us to connect you to the correct staff member please listen to the following options,
before making a selection.
To lie about why your child is absent ; please press one.
To make excuses for why your child did not bring their homework to school; please press two.
To complain about what we do; press three.
To swear at staff members; press four.
To ask why you didn't get information, that was included in the school news letter and a few flyer's
that were mailed to you; press five.
If you want us to raise your child for you ; press six.
If you want to reach out and slap or hit somebody ; press seven.
To request a new teacher for the fifth time this season ; press eight.
To complain about the free school meals; press nine.
To complain about the free school bus services; press ten.
If you realise, this is the real world and your child is responsible for their own classwork and behaviour, and the fault does not lie with the teaching staff, for you child's lack of effort.
Please hang up and have a nice day!.
If you require this in another language, please free to move, where they speak it.
Thank you for your call and your interest in public education. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Make the world go away!