Tuesday, 15 January 2013

A Bad Day


Just thought I'd start my blogging year with something to put a wee smile on your face.

There I was sitting in a bar minding my own business, staring into my drink.
When a mean looking biker steps up and grabs my drink and downs it in one gulp.
"Well what you going to do about that?"
I burst into tears! the biker said "come on man, I never expected you to cry! I hate  to see a man cry".
Sobbing I said;  this is the worst day of my life.
First my boss fired me for being late for a meeting!
At the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance,
I left my wallet in a cab, and my dog bit me!
Getting home I found my wife with another man!
So feeling an out and out failure! I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all.
I buy a drink and pop in a capsule and sit here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you turn up and steal my drink.

It's just not my day, but enough about me" 
"how are you doing"?
Now smile?


Reminds you of the ole saying "for every action,there is an opposite reaction"


  1. Oh, this one's too good. I love it. Sure did put a smile on my face.


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